Fuck. Arse. Twat. Wank. Tit.

I am in a GRUMP.

Thanks to an inability to get to sleep (one cup of caffeine at 3pm, wild I know, plus whirly brains) and feeling restless, combined with a child who woke up a gazillion times, a husband who can snore for England and a cat who likes to lie EXACTLY where you want your legs to be, I have had shit all sleep. I think I totalled 4 hours last night and even that wasn’t in one go.

It would be fine as girls are at the childminders today but I actually have a lot to do in the office and tonight is my Piyo / Yoga night which I really don’t want to miss.

On top of this, family are understandably a bit stressed and emotional about Grandad, and I think my blog post did not help matters. I am at the end of my tether to know how to get my 3yr old to sleep well at night (PLEASE any tips tell me, I will try anything) and am at the point of going crazy on her arse (shutting her bedroom door and refusing to open) or the complete opposite and just letting her sleep in our bed to discourage waking in the night. Children should DEFINITELY come with manuals.

Does anyone know if such thing as a child sleep consultant exists?

Anyway, here’s hoping the day goes smoothly, kids behave and I get done what I need to…

Alternatively I’ll cancel all plans, get pissed and go back to bed… Xx

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